Something funny

Here is the most annoying conversation a wife can possibly have with her husband. . .

Husband: "Wow! (baby's name) didn't wake up once last night! That was a really good sleep for him!

Wife: Actually, he woke up twice; once at 1:30 and once at 4:30. I nursed him back to sleep both times.

Husband: No way! I must have been in such a deep sleep! (laughs hysterically)